Thursday, June 16, 2005

Life is good at the Boobie store!



If it appears that I may be somewhat preoccupied with boobies, well then it may just be the case! I don't really know why though. It just seems to be.
I'll blame it on an uncle that kept old Playboys in his bathroom.
Of course, it also doesn't help that I'm constantly surrounded by them.
Just today, one of my service calls was to my favorite place of all time.
A Cosmetic Surgery center, which around our office, we simply refer to as the boobie store. Yep, I got to do my girls today at the boobie store. Well, not really the girls, I just get to work on their computer network. But the girls are quite the side benifit! :)
They all love me, so while I'm there I get to chat and hang around and pretty much just ogle teh hotties. And of course, a prerequsite of working there is also to have been a patient there! w00t!
Actually, a girl told me that after 3 years of working there, they get free procedures.
And I mean, every girl there is right off the cover of a fashion magazine.
So, how can I really be held responsible for this boobie addiction that I apparently have. I mean, they're right there!?!
And then these Doctors that keep making them even more apparent! What's a guy to do?
The other day while at the Boobie Store, a porn star was there getting, well.. even bigger boobs. Is there no end?

But let me just say this..
Girls! We love your boobs no matter what size they are!

We love'm big
We love'm small
We don't care if you're short
We don't care if you're tall
We don't care if you're skinny
We don't care if you're fat
It's all about the boobs
And that's that. :)

w00t!


[end shamelessly shallow post]

16 Comments:

At 4:18 PM, Blogger ty bluesmith said...

mmmm

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger sqg said...

Hey Ty!
Welcome back dude!
I thought that you might appreciate that pic. :)

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger Summer said...

Hahaha! I love your little poem. Very cute!

I'm saving up for my boob job right now. One of these days!

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger sqg said...

thanks summer!

And you're mighty fine just the way you are girl! :)

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger ty bluesmith said...

she is :)

 
At 11:28 PM, Blogger Alexis said...

Wow- Look at those boobs! My god. I thought mine were big for me...DAMN!

 
At 11:31 PM, Blogger Alexis said...

I cant stop staring... Oh baby. I wanna get with ya and take your picture. My homeboy tried to warn me but those boobs you got makes me so horny.....

 
At 9:33 AM, Blogger ty bluesmith said...

gawd. at and summer....

 
At 6:20 PM, Blogger Meems said...

Well I feel better now, knowing that they like em all........

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger sqg said...

It's pretty damn awesome that the girls appreciate those as much as we do! :)

Ya just can't help wanting to grab those puppies.
I'm with ya girls.

That's just a damn sexy pic.
Kinda like summer and her car. Just can't stop looking at it. :)

 
At 7:57 PM, Blogger Summer said...

sqg, you slay me! My head is going to explode with all those compliments you (and Ty) keep throwing my way.

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger Wabbit said...

Wat?? u guys have the luxury of a boobie store???damn! her tits are so big it took up my whole screen..if my dad walks past now, he'll think i'm some sick lesbian.

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger sqg said...

summer - ditto on the explode comment. -lol

wabbit - welcome back girl! And your secret is safe with me. ;)
-lol

 
At 9:35 AM, Blogger sqg said...

And sorry for the hiatus guys!
I run a game server and forum, and this week has a new game release that has the fps gaming world's panties in an uproar. Been extremely busy with server prep and such. Oh, and work is always getting in the way of my fun too!

But I figure, if any post is going to be left on my blog to have to look at for any length of time, then it should be boobies!
Sorry wabbit. Ty couldn't handle the Blog Ho briefs pic, so you'll just have to hide the 'boobies' pic from your dad.
-lol

 
At 1:27 AM, Blogger Wabbit said...

lol..tats fine, i think secretly my dad is thanking his lucky stars :P

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

So tired of staring at her tits.
And no new words.
boo hoo

 

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