Tell him to keep his turtlehead to himself. I want NOTHING poking out in my office. Nothing attached to him, at least. Things attached to other men are negotiable.
Why do YOU turn everything into sex? I'm innocent, I am. I'm a good girl, I am. Just you wait, Enry Iggins just you wait, you'll be sorry, but your tears will be too late.
Damn those musicals. See, not everything's about sex. Other things are about Audrey Hepburn.
ther is a porn musical. I saw a bit on it once on a show called Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley. It was cheesy as all get out but does anyone ever expect quality acting out of those things? Usless fact number 4,086,745 stuck in my head.
Oh Lord Jesus God help me, please. Can there be two more perfect things put together in life. Hell, I thought chocolate and peanut butter were revolutionary.
You've got to learn to deliver those blows a little more suavely. Such as instead of saying you're making one right now, you could have said "I'm in the development of one right now" . . . that leaves it open for interpretation. Maybe you're writing one that you wish me to star in.
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Umm . . confusion.
What good is taking the package down when you're making every male who looks at this blog raise his package in salute???
Everything is s-e-x with you isn't it?
I'll be right over!
:)
That's not true . . . some things are . . ummmmm, well, ummmm.
I'm all business at work. Does that count?
Not if your a sex therapist.
Damn it, foiled again.
I wish I was a sex therapist. That would be far less annoying than my job. Though, maybe not if it was for ugly clients. Ugh, ugh, ugh.
Meghan Sex Therapist - Meghan, your next client is here. A Mr. FatBastard. Hahaha!
oh. i remember the olympics. i do i do.
Tell him to keep his turtlehead to himself. I want NOTHING poking out in my office. Nothing attached to him, at least. Things attached to other men are negotiable.
Why do YOU turn everything into sex? I'm innocent, I am. I'm a good girl, I am. Just you wait, Enry Iggins just you wait, you'll be sorry, but your tears will be too late.
Damn those musicals.
See, not everything's about sex. Other things are about Audrey Hepburn.
Oh yeah! Sex Therapist - And how did that make you feel?
Umhum. What did you want to do then?
meg - Hmmm, sex and musicals? A pr0n musical? You need to get your mind out of the gutter girl!
"My Bare Lady!?!"
at - jump on in girl! The more the merrier. Besides, It may take all of us to help meghan with her bizarre obsession for Sex and Musicals?
ther is a porn musical. I saw a bit on it once on a show called Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley. It was cheesy as all get out but does anyone ever expect quality acting out of those things? Usless fact number 4,086,745 stuck in my head.
PORN MUSICAL??????
Oh Lord Jesus God help me, please. Can there be two more perfect things put together in life. Hell, I thought chocolate and peanut butter were revolutionary.
What will they come up with next?
Hey, sqg baby, wanna make a musical?
I'm working on one right now! LOL
fishy - see, those facts aren't so useless. hehe
Without me?
Color me crushed.
That's it. I'm going back to flirting with Duckie. He just messes around with other women, like his wife. He doesn't start projects without me.
Damn. Tough room. :(
You've got to learn to deliver those blows a little more suavely. Such as instead of saying you're making one right now, you could have said "I'm in the development of one right now" . . . that leaves it open for interpretation. Maybe you're writing one that you wish me to star in.
See the subtle difference?
You're one to be talking about delivering Blows!?! *snicker*
Ha! See what happened!! You didn't get back to duckie in time and he took care of business himself! lol
You gotta work on your scheduling girl!!!
Wow, Natalia, here I come!!!
summer - this I gotta see! :)
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